February 2012
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January 2012
2 posts
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Sampagita
Cigarette pack #4
1.5 liters of cheap wine
sunlight
October 2011
6 posts
What you should be doing →
A legion of one
Anonymous asked: Where is the best place in NYC to get a Guinness?
The best place in NYC to get a Guinness would be anywhere involving my body because I bleed that delicious, creamy drink. Unfortunately since I am slutting around in Berlin you have to consider other options…
LEGION!!!!
ficken Kater, fick deine Freundin
The little Russian woke up at noon today with an enormous hangover because she consumed an unnecessary amount of alcohol last night and smoked everything in her. When that happens Hyena Swine will stick her filthy tongue down anyone’s and anything’s throat and will snort anything. Trouble ahoy.
After a nutritious meal of Ramen noodle the tiny ragamuffin will continue on her...
Alice fällt in den Kaninchenbau
And this is the time for honesty and belief and hope to be forgiven and to be reborn. To turn a left, to start a new page, to shed your old skin, exfoliate the grime of toxic that have seeped into your soul and re-emerge as yourself.
There is a story that may be German or may be Dutch, of two step sisters and an evil step mother, naturally. All details aside in the end, the good, humble, poor...
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
3 posts
Go watch "Another Earth" and be cultured.
Sunshine Cinema has really been making a movie nerd cream herself this summer. “Another Earth” directed by Mike Cahill is just another gem that you must watch in order to legitimize yourself as a person. Whether you will love it or hate it or don’t get you can at least appreciate the cinematography, the visceral visuals and the incredible acting.
This movie couldn’t have...
Hot girls crying at bars=free shots
Hyena Swine has been going through things. Passing. Transforming. Talking in third person. Bad bad bad. Using sentences sans verbs and syntax.
There have also been more or less, and by that I mean less to none sexy disasters, or disasters, or anything sexy. I’ve been swimming in a sea of molasses, a viscous and stagnant body of shit.
Random: Looking through old sketchbooks while trying to...
July 2011
2 posts
FUCK TIMES SQUARED
Some stringed memories
Talking to a short, prematurely balding guy until 4 am, waaaaaaaasted, about brine, fish cum and Soviet Imperialism. Basically being the only nerd in a place known for it’s cock and vag meshing, having a heated argument about linguistics, domination and history. Then shaking hands and dragging your boozed ass home. FML.
I’ve been out since Thursday and just...
I THINK MY VIRGINITY IS GROWING BACK
My dear three followers,
I’ll just do a day by day of the last week or as much as I can remember of it. A foggy blur of wrong.
Monday-Rhonda at Santo’s Party House
Dancing. Drag queens. Ran into No. 9 and took the train back home with him. Claimed we dated. Snore. Got called a Scandinavian with chinky eyes by a flaming boy who later bought me shots. win.
Thursday-Health at...
June 2011
5 posts
Hyena swine is so over it she can't wait to talk...
To spare you all of the zillion posts that could be made in regards to No.9 I will make one short and sweet one. It’s a simple story, a classic, with a few twists and turns considering the mental instability of yours truly.
X meets Y. X Falls for Y faster than a bite from a blue ringed octopus would kill you, Y is not into it, X plays along, a pattern takes place, the more Y ignores and...
FROM THE ARCHIVES: I MADE OUT WITH ANDREW...
So this oddly enough was an epic win although arguably one slightly more of a whore than me could have turned this into a larger success but I am so easily satisfied or complacent or a waterbed whatever.
Me and my girl Blossom head over to Kenmare when Andrew VanWyngarden, the cherub faced darling from MGMT shows up with his crew, no skanks in tow, excellent that will be my job for the night....
